So earlier today, I was standing in my kitchen eating some ribs (the manliest food around) while drinking some orange juice from the carton because I was too lazy to use a glass. I was just knawing the meat off the last rib right after drinking the last of the orange juice when I suddenly had this pain in the back of my throat.

So I went to get some orange juice to wash it down, but I've just finished it so we were all out. I tried coughing but that just hurt like hell and all the while it pain was swelling and so was my throat. I tried to put my hand down my mouth to fish it out, but kept gaging. It was still there so I was detirmind to get it out. I ended up hurling in the sink from having my hand to far down and thats what I suddenly saw it! There in a pile of mucus and freshly eaten meat was a little yellow and black striped wasp! So I said "son of a b!tch" as I crushed it to death with the bone of a pig.

So I had to go to hospital were they filled me up with anti-histamines and pain killers. Very very luckily for me my throat didn't swell up too much and cut off my air-ways.

I hate wasps, ever seen the food chain for a wasp? it goes apple > wasp and thats it, I'm going to kill every single wasp I see now, even ones I don't see, I'll make sure they're dead too once I come up with plans for a wasp trap.